Archive - Craig’s Cabinet of Meagre Offerings

Eye Deers are shy, little fluffy things.

Oct 6, 2023 •

April 2023

Nice To See You, To See You Nice (Chapter 2)

His jaunty joshery hadn’t gone down as well as he’d expected

Apr 30, 2023 •

The Incidental and (Apparently) Entirely Accidental Inciting Incident (Chapter 1)

A club sandwich of shoe bread, if you will

Apr 17, 2023 •

Vitriol on why I can’t read anything on the internet

7 Steps To Writing A Better Substack Post, nope. Flick. 5 Reasons Why I Quit Twitter, nope. Flick. A Deep Study On The Psychology of Human Potential…

Apr 7, 2023 •

December 2022

November 2022

Drowning in The How

“Sorry mate. You ‘erd of TikTok?”

Nov 19, 2022 •

A Little Elon Gated

A short story about buyer’s remorse

Nov 7, 2022 •

On being weirder

And my plans for this Substack going forward

Nov 2, 2022 •

October 2022

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