Eye Deers

Eye Deers are shy, little fluffy things.

Oct 6, 2023 • 

Craig Burgess

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April 2023

Nice To See You, To See You Nice (Chapter 2)

His jaunty joshery hadn’t gone down as well as he’d expected

Apr 30, 2023 • 

Craig Burgess

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The Incidental and (Apparently) Entirely Accidental Inciting Incident (Chapter 1)

A club sandwich of shoe bread, if you will

Apr 17, 2023 • 

Craig Burgess

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Vitriol on why I can’t read anything on the internet

7 Steps To Writing A Better Substack Post, nope. Flick. 5 Reasons Why I Quit Twitter, nope. Flick. A Deep Study On The Psychology of Human Potential…

Apr 7, 2023 • 

Craig Burgess

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December 2022

They’ll never see this coming

Mark the Social Media Magnate starring in... A Dastardly Plan For World Domination

Dec 22, 2022 • 

Craig Burgess

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Vanya Bagaev

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5

A cautionary tale about handles on plastic doors

“Here’s some thought leadership for you: stick it up yer ar—”

Dec 20, 2022 • 

Craig Burgess

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5

November 2022

Drowning in The How

“Sorry mate. You ‘erd of TikTok?”

Nov 19, 2022 • 

Craig Burgess

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A Little Elon Gated

A short story about buyer’s remorse

Nov 7, 2022 • 

Craig Burgess

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On being weirder

And my plans for this Substack going forward

Nov 2, 2022 • 

Craig Burgess

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October 2022

Michael Maher’s Strange Obsession

He’d brought his kitchen knife with him, just to chop his sandwich in half

Oct 30, 2022 • 

Craig Burgess

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The Three Commenteers

A short story about committing antagonistic word acts outside of your jurisdiction

Oct 18, 2022 • 

Craig Burgess

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Round-up #1 — Over a year in

More round-up than a Hollywood cowboy film, more learnings than a Twitter thread (probably)

Oct 6, 2022 • 

Craig Burgess

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