Eye Deers are shy, little fluffy things. They stare at you with large eyes, at least twice the size of their head, and whisper sweet nothings in your ear that you can’t forget until you’ve done something about them. They tempt you to make a song, draw a picture, write a poem. Sometimes they look like they have four legs, sometimes they look like they have sixteen. The only thing about Eye Deers is that they’ll get you to make
Well done!! Funny, true, and a clever improvement on the dull writings of inspiration and muses
I've got a headful of eye deers
that are driving me insane
—Bob Dylan, "Maggie's Farm"
Thank god for the little fluffy doe eyed buggers!