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Alex Dobrenko`'s avatar

i loved this and also i don't know who I am anymore

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Craig Burgess's avatar

Maybe you’re the trolls. Or the troll people. I don’t know yet.

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Orenji House's avatar

Oh wow, this is incredible! I'm following the text while listening to the audio.

Hot take: this is more entertaining than The Wednesday Podcast.

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Craig Burgess's avatar

It also takes a lot more effort than the Wednesday pudcast 😂

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Alex Dobrenko`'s avatar

i'm halfway through this and really liking it but i do NOT like the tone of this footnote "There’s probably smaller animals out there, but a tiny frog is both surprising and interesting, almost the exact opposite of this piece." - I want to speak to the voice behind this asap

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Craig Burgess's avatar

Don’t get Bread out again

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Clintavo's avatar

I love what you did here. Sometimes fiction can share a truth better than fact, as you demonstrate with this piece.

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Craig Burgess's avatar

I think fiction is a more interesting place to poke fun at fact tbh.

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Oleg's avatar

Amazing one Craig. Chuckled a Lt when reading this on my commute.

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Craig Burgess's avatar

Thanks Oleg!

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Vanechka's avatar

Fantastic stuff, greately enjoyed the story and the recording

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Craig Burgess's avatar

Thanks for being an inspiration! I will get to your story soon I promise 😀

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Stephanie Molchan's avatar

I love it! Isn’t the phrase “duller than dish water”? And did you mean amanuensis?

Thanks for the laughs! Much better than discussing troll behavior. My favorite part is “we are not trolls; we are troll people”.

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Craig Burgess's avatar

You left me wondering if it was dish water or not. I’ve always SAID ditch water, but it looks like the phrase is interchangeable.

I’d love to say I purposefully used the old phrase for comedic value, but I didn’t haha.

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