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The dumb idea of dumbing down
And the piece where I rail against 'Digital Writing'
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Craig Burgess
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The Sh*t Content Self Referrential Magical Roundabout
Even this subtitle references the main title by pointing out 'self referrential' is spelled wrong. It's actually one r in the middle
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Craig Burgess
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On being weirder
And my plans for this Substack going forward
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Craig Burgess
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Vitriol on why I can’t read anything on the internet
7 Steps To Writing A Better Substack Post, nope. Flick. 5 Reasons Why I Quit Twitter, nope. Flick. A Deep Study On The Psychology of Human Potential…
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Craig Burgess
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The Working Class Work Ethic
We built things with our hands, then started writing Twitter threads about building things with our hands
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Drowning in The How
“Sorry mate. You ‘erd of TikTok?”
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A cautionary tale about handles on plastic doors
“Here’s some thought leadership for you: stick it up yer ar—”
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Craig Burgess
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The Three Commenteers
A short story about committing antagonistic word acts outside of your jurisdiction
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Craig Burgess
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Round-up #1 — Over a year in
More round-up than a Hollywood cowboy film, more learnings than a Twitter thread (probably)
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Craig Burgess
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A Little Elon Gated
A short story about buyer’s remorse
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Craig Burgess
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Beaches
I don’t like beaches.
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This Is Not Value
As I sit here trying to think what to write, starting to type these very words that you’re now reading in an effort to delay the fact that I should say…
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Craig Burgess
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